Ice Cream Sandwiches

Wait For The Brain Freeze

Tired of the ever reliable daily serving of a triple decker s—t sandwich that life insists on feeding us? Why not try an ice cream sandwich instead?

Cinnamon, Oatmeal And Raisin Cookies


250g unsalted butter at room temperature

300g soft brown sugar

3 eggs – beaten

2 teaspoons vanilla

2 generous teaspoons ground cinnamon

375 plain flour

A pinch of sea salt

1 heaped teaspoon baking soda

100g rolled porridge oats


Preheat the oven to 180/350. Line two flat baking trays with baking paper.

Switch the TV onto the Disney Channel to distract the dog. The dog is going to want to watch your every move. And you’re going to want to watch your every move every time you swear and trip over said dog.

In a small bowl sift together the flour, cinnamon, salt, baking soda.

In a larger bowl, beat the butter and sugar, then add the eggs little by little. Add the vanilla essence then add the dry ingredients. Fold in the oats and raisins at the end. Do a little dance.

Using two dessert spoons, judge the cookies dough dollops by eye and be sure to leave enough space on the trays for the cookies to spread. I usually get 6-8 cookies per tray. Eat some raw cookie dough and know that it is wrong.

Bake for 11 minutes and leave to cool slightly on baking racks. These are soft cookies which are the perfect texture for your ice cream sandwich.

Don’t touch MF. Hot.

For my sandwich filling, I prefer Haagen-Dazs vanilla ice cream as opposed to actual shit. If you turn the ice cream tub on it’s side and with a very sharp long knife, you can cut an inch circle slice width ways before peeling off the packaging. Genius

Using a cake slice, position your ice cream circle in between two freshly baked cookies. Serve everyone you love or anyone that needs motivating. Sometimes they are the same people. Wait for the brain freeze, then buckle up for at least an hour of frenzied sugar mania. 💫

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33 comments on “Ice Cream Sandwiches”

  1. Right on. We’ve known this secret for years. Also do choc chip. Or vary the ice cream, but it’s got to be quality stuff. A crowd pleaser for sure.

  2. Thanks for stopping by! The US and Canada have the best naughty food for sure 👍. Over in the UK, we can get Ben & Jerry’s ice cream sandwiches from the supermarkets but they taste synthetic. Nothing beats your own homemade cookies, and quite rightly as you say, quality ice cream ❤️😋

  3. Haha so yummy and funny.I am going to follow your recipe to the letter. except change the dog, for 3 cats and this is my favorite part : “Eat some raw cookie dough and know that it is wrong. ”
    Adore your sense of humor.. You must have loved the BBC’s Ad Fab..did you?

  4. Yum! I wish I lived in your neighborhood. I’m always happy to be paid in baked goods, chocolate or smoothies for fixing things around the house. I’m good at that!

  5. I wish you lived near here too. There is always something to fix and always something to eat. You would have to roll yourself home. I’m a feeder 😂❤️

  6. Ha,ha,ha. You’re comment reminded me of the Rollin’ Wild animations. They’re short and hilarious! I would need to install a hamster wheel for myself. (Search “Rollin France – what if animals were round” on Youtube if you want to see the animations.)

  7. LOL! Yeah, that’s pretty much how it all would go down. I have a bulldog that resembles one of those rotundus cows! In response, I will delight you with a commercial for Ribena over here. It’s very ‘nature’ orientated and the making of which possibly involved ‘medicinal herbs’

  8. Lol! Cats are slightly trickier than dogs. They can’t be reasoned with – they do exactly what they like, whenever they want, and think we exist to serve them. I know a few humans like that too 🤣

    Ab Fab! Wow, that’s a blast from the past. Yes, adore Jennifer Saunders and that series was so different and refreshing. Such a different time…You’re making me all nostalgic.

    I hope the ice cream sandwiches taste amazing and you love it ❤️☺️

  9. Haha you know about cats I see.I love being a submissive to my picky Masters:) Oh Yes, we get old AD Fabs and laugh and laugh. British humor is still the only humor, I think…. the rest comes close:) hoping to make these over the weekend….I have no doubt they will amazing tasting!🤗❤️

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